
You eat lame for every meal. You dress in fabrics only made of lame.
-emily defining me
- I try to be as nice as I possibly can.
- I am fifteen and my birthday is the fourth of august.
- I am a hobbit at 5’1 and have incredibly small hands.
- michigan is my homeland and elders make up my family.
- I am horribly afraid of whales and everything.
- I have allergies like gluten and dairy. (it’s awful)
- my goals for the future involve comedy writing.
- I am an INTP.
- I’m asexual and genders don’t make any sense.
- I have a twitter, so if you’re hip and relatable, come join me.
- the greatest thing to ever happen to me happened to me.
- I watch television and movies, read, write, and play the accordion.
- sometimes I doodle and make gifs.
- my favorite movies are: the great gatsby,the goonies, blazing saddles, back to the future trilogy, lord of the rings trilogy, star wars original trilogy, and all of them.
- my favorite television shows are: saturday night live, 30 rock, parks and rec, freaks and geeks, doctor who, etc.
- my favorite books are: the great gatsby, tender is the night, the beautiful and the damned, the little prince, bossypants, the hobbit, etc.
I only ship one couple.


