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You eat lame for every meal. You dress in fabrics only made of lame.

-emily defining me

  • I try to be as nice as I possibly can.
  • I am fifteen and my birthday is the fourth of august.
  • I am a hobbit at 5’1 and have incredibly small hands.
  • michigan is my homeland and elders make up my family.
  • I am horribly afraid of whales and everything.
  • I have allergies like gluten and dairy. (it’s awful) 
  • my goals for the future involve comedy writing.
  • I am an INTP.
  • I’m asexual and genders don’t make any sense.
  • I have a twitter, so if you’re hip and relatable, come join me.
  • the greatest thing to ever happen to me happened to me.
  • I watch television and movies, read, write, and play the accordion.
  • sometimes I doodle and make gifs.
  • my favorite movies are: the great gatsby,the gooniesblazing saddlesback to the future trilogy, lord of the rings trilogy, star wars original trilogy, and all of them.
  • my favorite television shows are: saturday night live, 30 rock, parks and rec, freaks and geeks, doctor who, etc.
  • my favorite books are: the great gatsby, tender is the night, the beautiful and the damned, the little prince, bossypants, the hobbit, etc.

I only ship one couple.